10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.