10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm