10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen