10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• It's Free To Fold...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker