10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.