10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...