10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)