10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.