10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com