10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)