10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.