10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves