10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.