10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.