10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.