10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer