10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.