10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT