10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-