10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT