10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fold and live to fold again
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-