10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• It's Free To Fold...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.