10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.