10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fold and live to fold again
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.