10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.