10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth