10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.