10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill