10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth