10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus