10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.