10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet