10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson