10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.