10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-