10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.