10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT