10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers