10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."