10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!