10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• It's Free To Fold...
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson