10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.