10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The all-in play works everytime but once.