10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."