10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"