10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fold and live to fold again
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "No river, no fish."