10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack