10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.