10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.