10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)